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imsirius:

The story that we saw was you liked [Sharknado] and then if they could figure out a clever way for you to get killed, you would consider being in it x

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dustjacketattic:

photo erica george dines | atlanta homes

dustjacketattic:

photo erica george dines | atlanta homes

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this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS



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amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation



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You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
Grow every second  (via laurenraelle)
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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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justagirlnamedkayla:

Finn giving Rae some reassurance.

“She was feeling the pressure of the world outside, and she wanted to see him and feel his presence beside her and be reassured that she was doing the right thing after all.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Anonymous
When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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w is not a vowel
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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ivywalled:

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day



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nightmarebebe:

feministsupernatural:

#Capitalismatwork

I can’t stress this tweet enough

nightmarebebe:

feministsupernatural:

#Capitalismatwork

I can’t stress this tweet enough

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My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

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